{"id":5766,"date":"2019-12-20T14:44:43","date_gmt":"2019-12-20T13:44:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/?p=5766"},"modified":"2019-12-20T14:44:44","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T13:44:44","slug":"o-sikane-na-blanenskych-parkovistich-aneb-kdo-driv-prijede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/?p=5766","title":{"rendered":"O \u0161ikan\u011b na blanensk\u00fdch parkovi\u0161t\u00edch aneb Kdo d\u0159\u00edv p\u0159ijede\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"423\" src=\"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/16_web5-1024x423.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2510\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/16_web5-1024x423.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/16_web5-300x124.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/16_web5-500x207.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/16_web5.jpg 1087w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\tNed\u00e1vno jsem \u0161la na s\u00eddli\u0161ti Sever po parkovi\u0161ti, kter\u00e9 propojuje n\u011bkolik bytov\u00fdch dom\u016f. Zahl\u00e9dla jsem jednu pan\u00ed, jak se slzami v o\u010d\u00edch \u010dist\u00ed svoje auto od lejna, kter\u00fdm m\u011bla pomazanou kliku u dve\u0159\u00ed. Dala jsem se s n\u00ed do \u0159e\u010di a nesta\u010dila se divit\u2026&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\tDozv\u011bd\u011bla jsem se o \u0161ikan\u011b mezi \u0159idi\u010di. Za\u010dalo to pr\u00fd l\u00edstkem nalepen\u00fdm na bo\u010dn\u00edm ok\u00fdnku. Docela obt\u00ed\u017en\u011b se sund\u00e1val. St\u00e1lo na n\u011bm: \u201eTvoje drzost nezn\u00e1 mez\u00ed, sbal si st\u0159epa a mazej tam, kde bydl\u00ed\u0161 \u2013 my nebudeme st\u00e1t na silnici!!!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\tPozd\u011bji se doty\u010dn\u00fd z\u0159ejm\u011b pokou\u0161el fu\u0161ovat grafi\u0165\u00e1k\u016fm do \u0159emesla, proto\u017ee pan\u00ed na\u0161la na \u010deln\u00edm skle nasprejovan\u00fd obr\u00e1zek s pon\u011bkud nevyb\u00edrav\u00fdm v\u00fdznamem. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed \u0161el sm\u00fdt\u2026 Z auta ano, ale z my\u0161lenek nikoliv\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\tS\u00e9rie nechutn\u00fdch naschv\u00e1l\u016f pokra\u010dovala on\u00edm lejnem na klice. P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, co za \u010dlov\u011bka takov\u00e9 v\u011bci m\u016f\u017ee d\u011blat. Ubo\u017e\u00e1k, kter\u00fd nem\u00e1 nic jin\u00e9ho na pr\u00e1ci, ne\u017e hl\u00eddkovat, jestli v okol\u00ed bytovky, v n\u00ed\u017e bydl\u00ed, neparkuj\u00ed lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed bydl\u00ed o kousek d\u00e1l?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\tVe\u0159ejn\u00e9 parkovi\u0161t\u011b u\u017e nen\u00ed pro v\u0161echny? M\u00e1m se p\u0159i parkov\u00e1n\u00ed pt\u00e1t kolemjdouc\u00edch, jestli n\u00e1hodou n\u011bkomu nestoupnu na jeho m\u00edsto, na kter\u00e9 si d\u011bl\u00e1 nepr\u00e1vem n\u00e1roky? \u017d\u00e1dnou ceduli, kter\u00e1 podmi\u0148uje parkov\u00e1n\u00ed na parkovi\u0161ti nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed adresou bydli\u0161t\u011b, tedy nevid\u00edm. Kdo m\u016f\u017ee t\u00edmto nevyb\u00edrav\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem d\u00e1vat najevo, \u017ee m\u00e1me parkovat u sv\u00e9 bytovky? Situace s parkovac\u00edmi m\u00edsty je obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b na Severu dost mizern\u00e1. Ale to p\u0159ece nikoho neoprav\u0148uje d\u011blat takov\u00e9 v\u011bci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\tKdysi jsem sly\u0161ela vtip, \u017ee jedinou mo\u017enost\u00ed, jak v New Yorku zaparkovat auto, je koupit u\u017e zaparkovan\u00e9. Proto m\u00e1m pro pachatele t\u011bchto nechutn\u00fdch v\u00fdtr\u017enost\u00ed jednu radu: a\u0165 zaparkuje a u\u017e neodj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed. Jedin\u011b tak mu na \u201ejeho\u201c m\u00edst\u011b nikdo nezastav\u00ed.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>-mka-<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ned\u00e1vno jsem \u0161la na s\u00eddli\u0161ti Sever po parkovi\u0161ti, kter\u00e9 propojuje n\u011bkolik bytov\u00fdch dom\u016f. Zahl\u00e9dla jsem jednu pan\u00ed, jak se slzami<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2510,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5766"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5766"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5767,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5766\/revisions\/5767"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}