{"id":5374,"date":"2019-01-28T09:48:38","date_gmt":"2019-01-28T08:48:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/?p=5374"},"modified":"2019-01-28T09:48:38","modified_gmt":"2019-01-28T08:48:38","slug":"uvodnik-chripkova-epidemie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/?p=5374","title":{"rendered":"\u00davodn\u00edk: Ch\u0159ipkov\u00e1 epidemie"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Datlov\u00e9 klofaj\u00edc\u00ed do hlavy, animace lidsk\u00e9ho d\u00fdchac\u00edho \u00fastroj\u00ed, moula se zasukovan\u00fdm nosem aneb v televizi jedou reklamy na l\u00e9ky jako na b\u011b\u017e\u00edc\u00edm p\u00e1su. Nen\u00ed divu! Koho potk\u00e1m, ten m\u00e1 nudli u nosu, k\u00fdch\u00e1, m\u00e1 zast\u0159en\u00fd hlas, nebo si aspo\u0148 st\u011b\u017euje, \u017ee na n\u011bj n\u011bco leze. Zbytek u\u017e rovnou ston\u00e1 v posteli\u2026 J\u00e1 s\u00e1m b\u00fdv\u00e1m nemocn\u00fd sotva jednou za rok, ale kdy\u017e u\u017e, tak se v\u0161\u00edm v\u0161udy. Ch\u0159ipkov\u00e1 epidemie n\u00e1s do\u017eene ka\u017ed\u00fd rok a nen\u00ed o \u010dem polemizovat \u2013 je tady\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n

Nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm, kdy\u017e jsem nemocn\u00fd. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed to neb\u00fdv\u00e1 tak \u010dasto. Ob\u010das lehk\u00e9 nachlazen\u00ed, smrk\u00e1n\u00ed a p\u00e1len\u00ed nosohltanu, v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b se p\u0159ipoj\u00ed zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00e1 teplota. Nejsem v\u00fdjimkou, ston\u00e1m stejn\u011b jako ka\u017ed\u00fd chlap, to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee jakmile p\u0159ijde r\u00fdme\u010dka, zaka\u0161l\u00e1n\u00ed a teplom\u011br uk\u00e1\u017ee 37,1 \u00b0C, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m b\u00fdt nevrl\u00fd a protivn\u00fd (rozum\u011bj \u2013 na smrt nemocn\u00fd!). Netu\u0161\u00edm, pro\u010d (n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed) chlapi berou lehkou vir\u00f3zu stejn\u011b v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, jakoby do nich vlezla ebola, ale je to tak.<\/p>\n

Tak to na m\u011b letos taky padlo. A nejsem s\u00e1m. Jenom\u017ee na rozd\u00edl od b\u011b\u017en\u00e9ho zam\u011bstnance m\u00e1m uz\u00e1v\u011brku, kterou cht\u011b necht\u011b mus\u00edm dodr\u017eet, p\u0159ipravit pro \u010dten\u00e1\u0159e Monitor a dodr\u017eet pevn\u011b dan\u00fd harmonogram. St\u00edhat term\u00edny je ob\u010das t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9. Kdy\u017e je \u010dlov\u011bk nemocn\u00fd, jde to je\u0161t\u011b o to h\u016f\u0159\u2026<\/p>\n

V\u017edycky, kdy\u017e mne skl\u00e1t\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e1 choroba, vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m s kapesn\u00edkem v ruce pod pe\u0159inou na dobu, kdy mi bylo dob\u0159e, nad\u00e1v\u00e1m a neskryt\u011b z\u00e1vid\u00edm v\u0161em, kter\u00fdm dob\u0159e je. A takhle to m\u00e1m v\u017edycky. Kdy\u017e m\u00e1m r\u00fdmu, ka\u0161el, kdy\u017e m\u011b bol\u00ed z\u00e1da, m\u00e1m namo\u017een\u00e9 nohy nebo je mi \u0161patn\u011b od \u017ealudku. P\u0159esto\u017ee v\u00edm, \u017ee by mi prosp\u011blo up\u00ednat se sp\u00ed\u0161 na pozitivn\u00ed vzpom\u00ednky a my\u0161lenky, nen\u00ed tomu tak! Naopak se tr\u00e1p\u00edm a ka\u017ed\u00e1 minuta v tomto stavu je nekone\u010dn\u00e1. Kouk\u00e1m po t\u011bch \u0161\u0165astlivc\u00edch, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou zdrav\u00ed a sna\u017e\u00edm se usnout. Bohu\u017eel mi to moc nejde. Ale zn\u00e1m lidi, kte\u0159\u00ed obdob\u00ed lehk\u00e9 nemoci prost\u011b zasp\u00ed. Klidn\u011b chr\u00e1pou i 20 hodin denn\u011b! Nech\u00e1pu to, mn\u011b tohle prost\u011b nejde, a tak tyto jedince pro jistotu tak\u00e9 nen\u00e1vid\u00edm \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Nerad chod\u00edm k doktorovi a obt\u011b\u017eovat je banalitou jako je nachlazen\u00ed nebo st\u0159evn\u00ed vir\u00f3za mi p\u0159ijde \u00fapln\u011b zcestn\u00e9. Stejn\u011b v\u00edm, co by mi \u0159ekl. Zalez do postele, vem si dva Paraleny a vypo\u0165 se! Pokud se ti neulev\u00ed do t\u0159\u00ed dn\u016f, pak p\u0159ij\u010f\u2026 Tud\u00ed\u017e, pokud to jde, spolehnu se na samol\u00e9\u010dbu prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm hork\u00e9ho \u010daje (ten piju skute\u010dn\u011b pouze v obdob\u00ed nemoci), vitam\u00ednu C a st\u00e9n\u00e1n\u00ed v pe\u0159in\u00e1ch (t\u00edm mysl\u00edm st\u00e9n\u00e1n\u00ed bolest\u00ed, jin\u00fd druh st\u00e9n\u00e1n\u00ed v tomto stavu nep\u0159ipad\u00e1 v\u016fbec v \u00favahu).<\/p>\n

Jen douf\u00e1m, \u017ee o v\u00edkendu bude l\u00edp! V pl\u00e1nu m\u00e1m dva plesy a m\u011bl bych b\u00fdt fit. Pamatuji se, jak jsme s kolegou p\u0159ed p\u00e1r lety p\u0159ijeli hr\u00e1t v \u00fanoru na ples a u\u017e v aut\u011b jsme jeden na druh\u00e9ho zd\u011b\u0161en\u011b z\u00edrali s otazn\u00edky v o\u010d\u00edch, jak to asi dopadne?! Oba jsme sotva mluvili, ale kdo to mohl tu\u0161it, kdy\u017e ve \u010dtvrtek jsme je\u0161t\u011b byli relativn\u011b v pohod\u011b? Vyprodan\u00fd s\u00e1l poslat dom\u016f nem\u016f\u017eeme, a tak to bude muset n\u011bjak dopadnout\u2026 Asi v\u00e1m nemus\u00edm popisovat, \u017ee st\u00e1t a zp\u00edvat cel\u00fd ve\u010der na p\u00f3diu s teplotou a t\u011blesnou slabost\u00ed nen\u00ed nic moc. To \u010dlov\u011bka p\u0159iprav\u00ed o posledn\u00ed zbytky energie, kter\u00e9 m\u00e1. Takhle u\u017e to bylo n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t. V\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee mnoz\u00ed z v\u00e1s u\u017e za\u017eili podobnou nevyhnutelnou situaci jako j\u00e1 a potvrd\u00ed moje slova.<\/p>\n

Jdu si nal\u00edt hork\u00fd \u010daj a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee vy se c\u00edt\u00edte dob\u0159e a u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1te si zimn\u00ed obdob\u00ed po sv\u00e9m, a\u0165 u\u017e na hor\u00e1ch nebo kdekoli jinde. A pokud na v\u00e1s p\u0159ijde ch\u0159ipka, nezoufejte. Za p\u00e1r dn\u00ed u\u017e budete zase fit. J\u00e1 osobn\u011b si pr\u00e1v\u011b v t\u00e9to chv\u00edli nic jin\u00e9ho nep\u0159eju, p\u0159esto\u017ee v\u0161em zdrav\u00fdm up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b z\u00e1vid\u00edm\u2026<\/p>\n

Martin M\u00fcller<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Datlov\u00e9 klofaj\u00edc\u00ed do hlavy, animace lidsk\u00e9ho d\u00fdchac\u00edho \u00fastroj\u00ed, moula se zasukovan\u00fdm nosem aneb v televizi jedou reklamy na l\u00e9ky jako<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5375,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5374"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5374"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5376,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5374\/revisions\/5376"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}