{"id":5340,"date":"2018-12-19T16:31:56","date_gmt":"2018-12-19T15:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/?p=5340"},"modified":"2018-12-19T14:32:53","modified_gmt":"2018-12-19T13:32:53","slug":"uvodnik-vanocni-pohoda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monitor-bk.cz\/?p=5340","title":{"rendered":"\u00davodn\u00edk: V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed pohoda"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>V\u00e1noce jsou tady a vy jste mo\u017en\u00e1 posledn\u00ed leto\u0161n\u00ed noviny otev\u0159eli zrovna na \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd den, jeliko\u017e distribuce Monitoru s \u010d\u00edslovkou 24 vy\u0161la tento rok hodn\u011b t\u011bsn\u011b. Pr\u00e1v\u011b proto dnes nechci zahlcovat prvn\u00ed stranu ni\u010d\u00edm negativn\u00edm, ani polemizovat o v\u011bcech, na kter\u00e9 je\u0161t\u011b bude dost prostoru v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm roce. Zkus\u00edm to dnes tak n\u011bjak
\npohodov\u011b \ud83d\ude42<\/b><\/p>\n

Nev\u00edm, jak v\u00e1m, ale mn\u011b s p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edmi l\u00e9ty ten \u010das n\u011bjak rychleji ut\u00edk\u00e1. P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, zda je to t\u00edm, jak \u010dlov\u011bk st\u00e1rne, nebo dobou, kter\u00e1 je \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l hekti\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a un\u00e1\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1s rychle jako rozvodn\u011bn\u00e1 Amazonka. T\u0159eba loni jsem obdob\u00ed adventu str\u00e1vil v jednom kole. Od prvn\u00edho prosince mi pr\u00e1ce brala a\u017e dvacet hodin denn\u011b, najezdili jsme po cel\u00e9 republice v\u00edce ne\u017e sedm tis\u00edc kilometr\u016f, je\u0161t\u011b t\u0159iadvac\u00e1t\u00e9ho ve\u010der jsme muzic\u00edrovali v Praze a zp\u00e1tky do Blanska se vr\u00e1tili a\u017e nad r\u00e1nem. Odpo\u010dinek p\u0159i\u0161el a\u017e na \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd den. Na jednu stranu to st\u00e1lo za to (n\u011bjak se \u010dlov\u011bk p\u0159ece mus\u00ed u\u017eivit), na stran\u011b druh\u00e9 se mi pak v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed sv\u00e1tky, b\u011bhem kter\u00fdch \u010dlov\u011bk doh\u00e1n\u00ed sp\u00e1nkov\u00fd deficit a le\u017e\u00ed jako placka, p\u0159ijdou docela neplnohodnotn\u00e9. A v p\u0159ede\u0161l\u00fdch letech to nebylo o moc lep\u0161\u00ed! Jeliko\u017e jezd\u00edme s kolegy po \u0161kol\u00e1ch s v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm programem pro d\u011bti, jen\u017e obsahuje nemal\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch koled, hned prvn\u00edho prosince odstran\u00edm ze sv\u00e9ho \u017eivota r\u00e1diov\u00e9 stanice hraj\u00edc\u00ed tradi\u010dn\u00ed dv\u011b p\u00edsn\u011b Janka Ledeck\u00e9ho po\u0159\u00e1d dokole\u010dka a spokoj\u00edm se s hudbou na c\u00e9d\u00e9\u010dk\u00e1ch. Snad pochop\u00edte, \u017ee skladby Deep Purple nebo Black Sabbath jsou pro mne oproti Ryba ryb\u011b pov\u00eddala, Dej B\u016fh \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, Rolni\u010dk\u00e1m nebo Vondr\u00e1\u0161u, Mat\u00f3\u0161u doslova balz\u00e1mem pro u\u0161i a v tomto obdob\u00ed se staly ned\u00edlnou sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed m\u00e9 ka\u017edodennosti. T\u00edm v\u016fbec nechci shazovat tradi\u010dn\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed p\u00edsn\u011b a koledy, bez t\u011bch by V\u00e1noce nebyly ono, ale pro mne v posledn\u00edch letech dostaly trochu jin\u00fd rozm\u011br. Nebudu lh\u00e1t, m\u00e1m z nich pup\u00ednky, ov\u0161em r\u00e1d si je poslechnu v jin\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc. T\u0159eba v srpnu.<\/p>\n

Letos se na V\u00e1noce skute\u010dn\u011b t\u011b\u0161\u00edm. Ur\u010dit\u011b prob\u011bhnou m\u00e9 obl\u00edben\u00e9 tradice, jako nap\u0159\u00edklad konzumace cukrov\u00ed (p\u0159esto\u017ee jsem se zap\u0159\u00eds\u00e1hl, \u017ee letos se na n\u011bj ani nepod\u00edv\u00e1m!), nad\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159i obr\u00e1b\u011bn\u00ed kmene strome\u010dku pilkou (dop\u0159edu jsem v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee tam ten stromek perfektn\u011b pasuje, oko p\u0159ece nen\u00ed blbec!), tradi\u010dn\u00ed zel\u0148a\u010dka u Ka\u0161t\u00e1nka v Horn\u00ed Lhot\u011b (v\u00edm, \u017ee ji zas neochutn\u00e1m, proto\u017ee p\u0159ijdu z domu p\u0159ecp\u00e1n toho cukrov\u00ed), n\u011bkolik ne\u010dekan\u00fdch n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv (sakra, kdo k n\u00e1m zas ve sv\u00e1tek leze???), ale i pl\u00e1novan\u00e9 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy (zlato, opravdu mus\u00edme k va\u0161im? U\u017e jme tam p\u0159ece byli na Velikonoce\u2026), Mraz\u00edk (ten film je v\u00e1\u017en\u011b u\u017e po\u010dty\u0159ic\u00e1t\u00e9 origin\u00e1ln\u00ed!) i ostatn\u00ed kvalitn\u00ed televizn\u00ed program (Kristova noho, tak oni d\u00e1vaj\u00ed Prost\u0159eno i na V\u00e1noce!). Pod strome\u010dkem budou le\u017eet tradi\u010dn\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed d\u00e1rky (j\u00e9, tati, to jsi nemusel, to snad ani za rok nep\u0159e\u010dtu) i netradi\u010dn\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed d\u00e1rky (tati, to je v\u00e1\u017en\u011b pro m\u011b nebo to m\u011bla dostat s\u00e9gra??). \u010cek\u00e1 n\u00e1s \u0161t\u011bdrove\u010dern\u00ed hostina (nem\u011bl jsem to cukrov\u00ed \u017er\u00e1t, po\u0159\u00e1d je mi t\u011b\u017eko), up\u0159\u00edmn\u00e1 d\u011btsk\u00e1 radost (d\u00e1rky s tvrd\u00fdm obalem) i zklam\u00e1n\u00ed (d\u00e1rky s m\u011bkk\u00fdm obalem).<\/p>\n

Na \u0159adu p\u0159ijdou jako v\u017edy i n\u011bjak\u00e1 p\u0159edsevzet\u00ed. Letos jsem si sl\u00edbil, \u017ee o sv\u00e1tc\u00edch budu obden sportovat, ale pokud to dopadne jako ka\u017ed\u00fd rok, bude t\u00edm sportem nejsp\u00ed\u0161 z\u00e1pas s TV ovlada\u010dem a namo\u017een\u00e9 budou maxim\u00e1ln\u011b ruce od neust\u00e1l\u00e9ho sah\u00e1n\u00ed do m\u00edsy s cukrov\u00edm. Ale p\u0159\u00edsah\u00e1m, \u017ee alespo\u0148 p\u016flhodinu denn\u011b sportu v\u011bnuji\u00a0 <\/span>(p\u0159epnu telku na sportovn\u00ed kan\u00e1l).<\/p>\n

M\u00e1lem bych zapomn\u011bl – Silvestr! Loni jsem zcela v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b nest\u00e1l na p\u00f3diu, ale naopak byl baven ve spole\u010dnosti p\u0159\u00e1tel. Nebylo to \u0161patn\u00e9, ale zast\u00e1v\u00e1m n\u00e1zor, \u017ee se dok\u00e1\u017eeme pobavit i v kter\u00fdkoli jin\u00fd den v roce. Jsem asi desetilet\u00edmi str\u00e1ven\u00fdmi Silvestra v pracovn\u00edm procesu lehce deformov\u00e1n, jeliko\u017e posledn\u00edmu dni v roce nep\u0159ikl\u00e1d\u00e1m tak\u0159ka \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd v\u00fdznam. Oh\u0148ostroj nechci vid\u011bt ani na fotce (bez toho jsou v\u0161ude sly\u0161et d\u011blobuchy u\u017e od patn\u00e1ct\u00e9ho, a\u017e z toho psi chytaj\u00ed psotn\u00edk), chleb\u00ed\u010dky a jednohubky na mne po t\u00fddnu ob\u017eerstv\u00ed p\u016fsob\u00ed jako \u010dist\u00e9 zlo a \u0159\u00edzen\u00e1 pa\u0159ba dvou t\u0159etin n\u00e1roda mi p\u0159ipad\u00e1 stejn\u011b ujet\u00e1, jako kdysi na \u0161koln\u00edm v\u00fdlet\u011b nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddn\u00ed \u0161prt K\u00e1ja, kter\u00fd pohrdal d\u00edvkami a alkoholem, ale posledn\u00ed noc podlehl poku\u0161en\u00ed, up\u00edjel ze sklenky v\u00edno a \u010dastoval n\u00e1s sprost\u00fdmi vtipy. T\u00edm ale nechci nikoho nab\u00e1dat, aby \u0161el jednat\u0159ic\u00e1t\u00e9ho v deset sp\u00e1t! Naopak p\u0159eji ka\u017ed\u00e9mu z v\u00e1s, aby str\u00e1vil posledn\u00ed den v roce tak, jak se mu l\u00edb\u00ed.<\/p>\n

R\u00e1d bych v\u00e1m v\u0161em za cel\u00fd redak\u010dn\u00ed t\u00fdm pod\u011bkoval za p\u0159\u00edze\u0148 a pop\u0159\u00e1l klidn\u00e9 V\u00e1noce. Snad prob\u011bhnou podle va\u0161ich p\u0159edstav, budou \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 i vesel\u00e9 a str\u00e1v\u00edte je s lidmi, kter\u00e9 m\u00e1te r\u00e1di. My se na v\u00e1s budeme t\u011b\u0161it zase v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm roce. Kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 V\u00e1noce!<\/p>\n

Martin M\u00fcller<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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